Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Normally our rules are rigid; we tend \ | to discretion, if for no other reason | | than self-protection. We never | | recommend any of our graduates, | | although we cheerfully provide | | information as to those who have failed | | their courses. | | | \ -- Jack Vance, "Freitzke's Turn" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;