Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / ... but hey, this is Linux, isn't it \ | meant to do infinite loops in 5 | | seconds? | | | | -- Jonathan Oxer in the apt-cacher | \ ChangeLog / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;