[UCLA-LUG] Any CS guys would find this hilarious

[mike chan]

A hacker's love poem.. =p watch out.. it's MS based.. =p but we can make a unix/linux version.. =p

> Sweetheart,
>>
>> I've seen you yesterday while surfing on local train
>> platform and
>> realised that you
>> are the only site I was browsing for.
>>
>> For long time, I've    been lonely,trying to find a
>> bug in my life and
>> you canbe a real debugger for me now. My life is just
>> uncompiled
>> program
>> without you which never produces an executable code
>> and hence is
>> useless.
>>
>> You are not only beautiful by face but all your
>> ActiveX controls are
>> attractive
>> as well.
>>
>> Your smile is so delightful which encourages me and
>> gives power to
>> meequal to thousands of mainframes processing power.
>>
>> When you looked at me last evening, I felt like all my
>> program modules
>> are running
>> smoothly
>> and giving expected results.
>>
>> /* which I never experienced before */.
>>
>> With this letter, I just want to convey you that, if
>> we linked
>> together, I'll
>> provide you all objects & libraries necessary for
>> human being to live a
>>
>> errorfree life. Also don't bother about the firewall
>> which may be
>> created by
>> our parents as I've strong hacking capabilities by
>> which I'll
>> ultimately
>> break their security passwords and make them agree for
>> our marriage.
>>
>> I anticipate that nobody is already logged in to your
>> database so that
>> my
>> connect script will fail. And its all certain that if
>> this happened to
>> me,I will crash my system beyond recovery.
>>
>> Kindly interpret this letter properly and grant me all
>> privileges of
>> your inbox.
>>
>> Software Professional (No Doubt's After reading this
>> letter)
>>
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