Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Alex Buell: Or how about a Penguin logo \ | painted in really really trippy | | colours, and emblazoned with the word | | LSD. :o) | | | | Geert Uytterhoeven: We already had that | | one, but unfortunately Russell King | | fixed that nasty palette bug in | | drivers/video/fbcon.c :-) | | | \ -- linux-kernel / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;