Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / > >I don't really regard bible-kjv-text \ | as a technical document, > > but... :) | | | | > It's a manual -- for living. | | | | But it hasn't been updated in a long | | time, many would say that it's sadly | | out of date, and the upstream | | maintainer doesn't respond to his | | email. :-) | | | | -- Branden Robinson, Oliver Elphick, | | and Chris Waters in a | | | \ message to debian-policy / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;