Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay
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/ "There was nothing I hated more than to \
| see a filthy old drunkie, a howling |
| away at the sons of his father and |
| going blurp blurp in between as if it |
| were a filthy old orchestra in his |
| stinking rotten guts. I could never |
| stand to see anyone like that, |
| especially when they were old like this |
| one was." |
| |
\ -- Alex in "Clockwork Orange" /
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\ ^__^
\ (oo)\_______
(__)\ )\/\
||----w |
|| ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;