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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:

$ fortune | cowsay

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/ A Chicago salesman was about to check   \
| into a St. Louis hotel when he noticed  |
| a very charming woman staring           |
| admiringly at him. He walked over and   |
| spoke with her for a few minutes, then  |
| returned to the front desk, where they  |
| checked in as Mr. and Mrs.              |
|                                         |
| After a very pleasurable three-day      |
| stay, the man approached the front desk |
| and told the clerk he was checking out. |
| In a few minutes, he was handed a bill  |
| for $2500.                              |
|                                         |
| "There must be some mistake," the       |
| salesman said. "I've been here for only |
| three days."                            |
|                                         |
| "Yes, sir," the clerk replied. "But     |
| your wife has been here a month and a   |
\ half."                                  /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||

Here is the PHP code:

$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;