Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / If you want to travel around the world \ | and be invited to speak at a lot of | | different places, just write a Unix | | operating system. | | | \ -- Linus Torvalds / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;