Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay
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/ Wanna tell you all a story 'bout a man \
| named Jed, A poor mountaineer, barely |
| kept his family fed. But then one day |
| he was shootin' at some food, When up |
| through the ground come a bubblin' |
| crude -- oil, that is; |
| |
| black gold; 'Texas tea' ... |
| |
| Well the next thing ya know, old Jed's |
| a millionaire. The kinfolk said, 'Jed, |
| move away from there!' They said, |
| 'Californy is the place ya oughta be', |
| So they loaded up the truck and they |
| moved to Beverly -- Hills, that is; |
| |
\ swimmin' pools; movie stars. /
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\ ^__^
\ (oo)\_______
(__)\ )\/\
||----w |
|| ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;