Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay
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/ Operating-system software is the \
| program that orchestrates all the basic |
| functions of a computer. |
| |
| -- The Wall Street Journal, Tuesday, |
\ September 15, 1987, page 40 /
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\ ^__^
\ (oo)\_______
(__)\ )\/\
||----w |
|| ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;