Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / "Why must you tell me all your secrets \ | when it's hard enough to love you | | knowing nothing?" | | | \ -- Lloyd Cole and the Commotions / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;