Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Second Law of Final Exams: \ | | | In your toughest final -- for the first | | time all year -- the most | | | | distractingly attractive student in the | \ class will sit next to you. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;