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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:

$ fortune | cowsay

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/ This "brain-damaged" epithet is getting \
| sorely overworked. When we can speak of |
| someone or something being flawed,      |
| impaired, marred, spoiled; batty,       |
| bedlamite, bonkers, buggy, cracked,     |
| crazed, cuckoo, daft, demented,         |
| deranged, loco, lunatic, mad, maniac,   |
| mindless, non compos mentis, nuts,      |
| Reaganite, screwy, teched, unbalanced,  |
| unsound, witless, wrong; senseless,     |
| spastic, spasmodic, convulsive; doped,  |
| spaced-out, stoned, zonked; {beef,      |
| beetle,block,dung,thick}headed, dense,  |
| doltish, dull, duncical, numskulled,    |
| pinhead; asinine, fatuous, foolish,     |
| silly, simple; brute, lumbering,        |
| oafish; half-assed, incompetent;        |
| backward, retarded, imbecilic, moronic; |
| when we have a whole precisely nuanced  |
| vocabulary of intellectual abuse to     |
| draw upon, individually and in          |
| combination, isn't it a little  to be limited to a single,   |
\ now quite trite, adjective?             /
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Here is the PHP code:

$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;