Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ____________________________________ / Even historians fail to learn from \ | history -- they repeat the same | | mistakes. | | | | -- John Gill, "Patterns of Force", | \ stardate 2534.7 / ------------------------------------ \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;