Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Young men, hear an old man to whom old \ | men hearkened when he was young. | | | \ -- Augustus Caesar / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;