Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Q: How many supply-siders does it take \ | to change a light bulb? A: None. The | | darkness will cause the light bulb to | \ change by itself. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;