Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / It was kinda like stuffing the wrong \ | card in a computer, when you're | | stickin' those artificial stimulants in | | your arm. | | | \ -- Dion, noted computer scientist / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;