Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Computers are unreliable, but humans \ | are even more unreliable. Any system | | which depends on human reliability is | | unreliable. | | | \ -- Gilb / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;