Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Magnet, n.: \ | | | Something acted upon by magnetism. | | | | Magnetism, n.: | | | | Something acting upon a magnet. | | | | The two definition immediately | | foregoing are condensed from the works | | of one thousand eminent scientists, who | | have illuminated the subject with a | | great white light, to the inexpressible | | advancement of human knowledge. | | | | -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's | \ Dictionary" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;