Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ____________________________________ / Don't shout for help at night. You \ | might wake your neighbors. | | | | -- Stanislaw Jerzy Lec, "Unkempt | \ Thoughts" / ------------------------------------ \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;