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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

 _________________________________________
/  Proposed Country & Western Song Titles \
| She Ain't Much to See, but She Looks    |
| Good Through the Bottom of a Glass If   |
| Fingerprints Showed Up On Skin, I       |
| Wonder Who's I'd Find On You I'm        |
| Ashamed to be Here, but Not Ashamed     |
| Enough to Leave It's Commode Huggin'    |
| Time In The Valley If You Want to Keep  |
| the Beer Real Cold, Put It Next to My   |
| Ex-wife's Heart If You Get the Feeling  |
| That I Don't Love You, Feel Again I'm   |
| Ashamed To Be Here, But Not Ashamed     |
| Enough To Leave It's the Bottle Against |
| the Bible in the Battle For Daddy's     |
| Soul My Wife Ran Off With My Best       |
| Friend, And I Sure Miss Him Don't Cut   |
| Any More Wood, Baby, 'Cause I'll Be     |
| Comin' Home With A Load I Loved Her     |
\ Face, But I Left Her Behind For You     /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;