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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:

$ fortune | cowsay

 ________________________________________
/  When managers hold endless meetings,  \
| the programmers write games. When      |
| accountants talk of quarterly profits, |
| the development budget is about to be  |
| cut. When senior scientists talk blue  |
| sky, the clouds are about to roll in.  |
|                                        |
| Truly, this is not the Tao of          |
| Programming.                           |
|                                        |
| When managers make commitments, game   |
| programs are ignored. When accountants |
| make long-range plans, harmony and     |
| order are about to be restored. When   |
| senior scientists address the problems |
| at hand, the problems will soon be     |
| solved.                                |
|                                        |
| Truly, this is the Tao of Programming. |
|                                        |
| -- Geoffrey James, "The Tao of         |
\ Programming"                           /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||

Here is the PHP code:

$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;