Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Planet Claire has pink hair. All the \ | trees are red. No one ever dies there. | \ No one has a head.... / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;