Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay
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/ If for every rule there is an \
| exception, then we have established |
| that there is an exception to every |
| rule. If we accept "For every rule |
| there is an exception" as a rule, then |
| we must concede that there may not be |
| an exception after all, since the rule |
| states that there is always the |
| possibility of exception, and if we |
| follow it to its logical end we must |
| agree that there can be an exception to |
| the rule that for every rule there is |
| an exception. |
| |
\ -- Bill Boquist /
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\ ^__^
\ (oo)\_______
(__)\ )\/\
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$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;