Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Real computer scientists despise the \ | idea of actual hardware. Hardware has | | limitations, software doesn't. It's a | | real shame that Turing machines are so | \ poor at I/O. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;