Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / It happened that a fire broke out \ | backstage in a theater. The clown came | | out to inform the public. They thought | | it was just a jest and applauded. He | | repeated his warning, they shouted even | | louder. So I think the world will come | | to an end amid general applause from | | all the wits, who believe that it is a | \ joke. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;