Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / vacation, n.: \ | | | A two-week binge of rest and relaxation | | so intense that | | | | it takes another 50 weeks of your | | restrained workaday | | | \ life-style to recuperate. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;