Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / "Anyone attempting to generate random \ | numbers by deterministic means is, of | | course, living in a state of sin." | | | \ -- John Von Neumann / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;