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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/  A master programmer passed a novice    \
| programmer one day. The master noted    |
| the novice's preoccupation with a       |
| hand-held computer game. "Excuse me",   |
| he said, "may I examine it?"            |
|                                         |
| The novice bolted to attention and      |
| handed the device to the master. "I see |
| that the device claims to have three    |
| levels of play: Easy, Medium, and       |
| Hard", said the master. "Yet every such |
| device has another level of play, where |
| the device seeks not to conquer the     |
| human, nor to be conquered by the       |
| human."                                 |
|                                         |
| "Pray, great master," implored the      |
| novice, "how does one find this         |
| mysterious setting?"                    |
|                                         |
| The master dropped the device to the    |
| ground and crushed it under foot. And   |
| suddenly the novice was enlightened.    |
|                                         |
| -- Geoffrey James, "The Tao of          |
\ Programming"                            /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;