Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "And what will you do when you grow up \ | to be as big as me?" asked the father | | of his little son. | | | \ "Diet." / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;