Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Harmony \ | | | Embracing the Way, you become embraced; | | Breathing gently, you become newborn; | | Clearing your mind, you become clear; | | Nurturing your children, you become | | impartial; Opening your heart, you | | become accepted; Accepting the world, | | you embrace the Way. Bearing and | | nurturing, Creating but not owning, | | Giving without demanding, This is | | harmony. | | | \ -- Lao Tse, "Tao Te Ching" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;