Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / I shot a query into the net. I haven't \ | got an answer yet, A posted message | | called me rotten But seven people gave | | me hell For ignoring mail I'd never | | gotten; And said I ought to learn to | | spell; An angry message asked me, | | Please | | | | Don't send such drivel overseas; A | | lawyer sent me private mail And swore | | he'd slap my ass in jail -- One netter | | thought it was a hoax: I'd mentioned | | Un*x in my gem "Hereafter, post to net | | dot jokes!"; And failed to add the T | | and M; Another called my grammar vile | | | | And criticized my writing style. Each | | day I scan each Subject line In hopes | | the topic will be mine; I shot a query | | into the net. I haven't got an answer | | yet... | | | \ -- Ed Nather / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;