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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

 ________________________________________
/ I shot a query into the net. I haven't \
| got an answer yet, A posted message    |
| called me rotten But seven people gave |
| me hell For ignoring mail I'd never    |
| gotten; And said I ought to learn to   |
| spell; An angry message asked me,      |
| Please                                 |
|                                        |
| Don't send such drivel overseas; A     |
| lawyer sent me private mail And swore  |
| he'd slap my ass in jail -- One netter |
| thought it was a hoax: I'd mentioned   |
| Un*x in my gem "Hereafter, post to net |
| dot jokes!"; And failed to add the T   |
| and M; Another called my grammar vile  |
|                                        |
| And criticized my writing style. Each  |
| day I scan each Subject line In hopes  |
| the topic will be mine; I shot a query |
| into the net. I haven't got an answer  |
| yet...                                 |
|                                        |
\ -- Ed Nather                           /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
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Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;