Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Education is an admirable thing, but it \ | is well to remember from time to time | | that nothing that is worth knowing can | | be taught. | | | \ -- Oscar Wilde, "The Critic as Artist" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;