Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Fortune's Real-Life Courtroom Quote \ | #32: | | | | Q: Do you know how far pregnant you are | | right now? A: I will be three months | | November 8th. Q: Apparently then, the | | date of conception was August 8th? A: | | Yes. Q: What were you and your husband | \ doing at that time? / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;