Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / With a rubber duck, one's never alone. \ | | | -- "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the | \ Galaxy" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;