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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ The leaves were long, the grass was     \
| green, The hemlock-umbels tall and      |
| fair, And in the glade a light was seen |
| Of stars in shadow shimmering.          |
| Tin'uviel was dancing there To music     |
| of a pipe unseen, And light of stars    |
| was in her hair, And in her raiment     |
| glimmering.                             |
|                                         |
| There Beren came from mountains colds,  |
| And lost he wandered under leaves, And  |
| where the Elven-river rolled He walked  |
| alone and sorrowing. He peered between  |
| the hemlock-leaves And saw in wonder    |
| flowers of gold Upon her mantle and her |
| sleeves, And her hair like shadow       |
| following.                              |
|                                         |
| Enchantment healed his weary feet That  |
| over hills were doomed to roam; And     |
| forth he hastened, strong and fleet,    |
| And grasped at moonbeams glistening.    |
| Through woven woods in Elvenhome She    |
| lightly fled on dancing feet, And left  |
| him lonely still to roam In the silent  |
| forest listening.                       |
|                                         |
\ -- J. R. R. Tolkien                     /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;