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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ It has long been an article of our      \
| folklore that too much knowledge or     |
| skill, or especially consummate         |
| expertise, is a bad thing. It           |
| dehumanizes those who achieve it, and   |
| makes difficult their commerce with     |
| just plain folks, in whom good old      |
| common sense has not been obliterated   |
| by mere book learning or fancy notions. |
| This popular delusion flourishes now    |
| more than ever, for we are all infected |
| with it in the schools, where           |
| educationists have elevated it from     |
| folklore to Article of Belief. It       |
| enhances their self-esteem and lightens |
| their labors by providing theoretical   |
| justification for deciding that         |
| appreciation, or even simple awareness, |
| is more to be prized than knowledge,    |
| and relating (to self and others), more |
| than skill, in which minimum competence |
| will be quite enough.                   |
|                                         |
\ -- The Underground Grammarian           /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;