Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay
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/ It has long been an article of our \
| folklore that too much knowledge or |
| skill, or especially consummate |
| expertise, is a bad thing. It |
| dehumanizes those who achieve it, and |
| makes difficult their commerce with |
| just plain folks, in whom good old |
| common sense has not been obliterated |
| by mere book learning or fancy notions. |
| This popular delusion flourishes now |
| more than ever, for we are all infected |
| with it in the schools, where |
| educationists have elevated it from |
| folklore to Article of Belief. It |
| enhances their self-esteem and lightens |
| their labors by providing theoretical |
| justification for deciding that |
| appreciation, or even simple awareness, |
| is more to be prized than knowledge, |
| and relating (to self and others), more |
| than skill, in which minimum competence |
| will be quite enough. |
| |
\ -- The Underground Grammarian /
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$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;