Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Young men think old men are fools; but \ | old men know young men are fools. | | | \ -- George Chapman / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;