Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay
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/ At least for the people who send me \
| mail about a new language that they're |
| designing, the general advice is: do it |
| to learn about how to write a compiler. |
| Don't have any expectations that anyone |
| will use it, unless you hook up with |
| some sort of organization in a position |
| to push it hard. It's a lottery, and |
| some can buy a lot of the tickets. |
| There are plenty of beautiful languages |
| (more beautiful than C) that didn't |
| catch on. But someone does win the |
| lottery, and doing a language at least |
| teaches you something. |
| |
| -- Dennis Ritchie (1941-2011), creator |
| of the C programming language and of |
| |
\ UNIX /
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\ ^__^
\ (oo)\_______
(__)\ )\/\
||----w |
|| ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;