Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "Oh dear, I think you'll find reality's \ | on the blink again." | | | \ -- Marvin The Paranoid Android / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;