Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / The meek shall inherit the earth, but \ | *not* its mineral rights. | | | \ -- J. P. Getty / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;