Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / I've known him as a man, as an \ | adolescent and as a child -- sometimes | \ on the same day. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;