Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / "...and scantily clad females, of \ | course. Who cares if it's below zero | \ outside" (By Linus Torvalds) / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;