Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay
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/ And he climbed with the lad up the \
| Eiffelberg Tower. "This," cried the |
| Mayor, "is your town's darkest hour! |
| The time for all Whos who have blood |
| that is red to come to the aid of their |
| country!" he said. "We've GOT to make |
| noises in greater amounts! So, open |
| your mouth, lad! For every voice |
| counts!" Thus he spoke as he climbed. |
| When they got to the top, the lad |
| cleared his throat and he shouted out, |
| "YOPP!" |
| |
| And that Yopp... That one last small, |
| extra Yopp put it over! Finally, at |
| last! From the speck on that clover |
| their voices were heard! They rang out |
| clear and clean. And they elephant |
| smiled. "Do you see what I mean?" |
| They've proved they ARE persons, no |
| matter how small. And their whole world |
| was saved by the smallest of All!" |
| |
| "How true! Yes, how true," said the big |
| kangaroo. "And, from now on, you know |
| what I'm planning to do? From now on, |
| I'm going to protect them with you!" |
| And the young kangaroo in her pouch |
| said, "ME TOO! From the sun in the |
| summer. From rain when it's fall-ish, |
| I'm going to protect them. No matter |
| how small-ish!" |
| |
\ -- Dr. Seuss "Horton Hears a Who" /
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$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;