Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / This planet has -- or rather had -- a \ | problem, which was this: most of the | | people living on it were unhappy for | | pretty much of the time. Many solutions | | were suggested for this problem, but | | most of these were largely concerned | | with the movements of small green | | pieces of paper, which is odd because | | on the whole it wasn't the small green | | pieces of paper that were unhappy. | | | \ -- Douglas Adams / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;