Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / Cabbage, n.: \ | | | A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable | | about as large and wise as | | | | a man's head. | | | | -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's | \ Dictionary" / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;