Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / <\\swing> and if we're playing old \ | distributions... whatever happened to | | | | Yggdrasil? :)\\swing: | | everybody who tried to pronounce it got | | their tongue in a | | | | knot and choked | | | \ -- #Debian / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;