Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay
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/ You can not get anything worthwhile \
| done without raising a sweat. |
| |
| -- The First Law Of Thermodynamics |
| |
| What ever you want is going to cost a |
| little more than it is worth. |
| |
| -- The Second Law Of Thermodynamics |
| |
| You can not win the game, and you are |
| not allowed to stop playing. |
| |
\ -- The Third Law Of Thermodynamics /
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\ ^__^
\ (oo)\_______
(__)\ )\/\
||----w |
|| ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;