Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ____________________________________ / I think... I think it's in my \ | basement... Let me go upstairs and | | check. | | | \ -- Escher / ------------------------------------ \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;