Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / Excuse me, but didn't I tell you \ | there's NO HOPE for the survival of | \ OFFSET PRINTING? / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;