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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:

$ fortune | cowsay

 _________________________________________
/ What they said:                         \
|                                         |
| What they meant:                        |
|                                         |
| "You will be fortunate if you can get   |
| him to work for you."                   |
|                                         |
| (We certainly never succeeded.) There   |
| is no other employee with whom I can    |
| adequately compare him.                 |
|                                         |
| (Well, our rats aren't really           |
| employees...) "Success will never spoil |
| him."                                   |
|                                         |
| (Well, at least not MUCH more.) "One    |
| usually comes away from him with a good |
| feeling."                               |
|                                         |
| (And such a sigh of relief.) "His       |
| dissertation is the sort of work you    |
| don't expect to see these days; in it   |
| he has definitely demonstrated his      |
| complete capabilities."                 |
|                                         |
| (And his IQ, as well.) "He should go    |
| far."                                   |
|                                         |
| (The farther the better.) "He will take |
| full advantage of his staff."           |
|                                         |
| (He even has one of them mowing his     |
\ lawn after work.)                       /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||

Here is the PHP code:

$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;