Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / "I don't mind going nowhere as long as \ | it's an interesting path." | | | \ -- Ronald Mabbitt / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;