Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Coach: What's up, Norm? Norm: Corners \ | of my mouth, Coach. | | | | -- Cheers, Fortune and Men's Weights | | | | Coach: What's shaking, Norm? Norm: All | | four cheeks and a couple of chins, | | Coach. | | | | -- Cheers, Snow Job | | | | Coach: Beer, Normie? Norm: Uh, Coach, I | | dunno, I had one this week. Eh, why | | not, I'm still young. | | | \ -- Cheers, Snow Job / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;