Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________ / "Remember, if it's being done \ | correctly, here or abroad, it's | | ___not the U.S. Army doing it!" | | | \ -- Good Morning VietNam / --------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;