Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Windows 3.1 Beer: The world's most \ | popular. Comes in a 16-oz. can that | | looks a lot like Mac Beer's. Requires | | that you already own a DOS Beer. Claims | | that it allows you to drink several DOS | | Beers simultaneously, but in reality | | you can only drink a few of them, very | | slowly, especially slowly if you are | | drinking the Windows Beer at the same | | time. Sometimes, for apparently no | | reason, a can of Windows Beer will | \ explode when you open it. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;