Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Who to himself is law no law doth need, \ | offends no law, and is a king indeed. | | | \ -- George Chapman / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;