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$ fortune | cowsay

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/ Just a few of the perfect excuses for   \
| having some strawberry shortcake. Pick  |
| one.                                    |
|                                         |
| (1) It's less calories than two pieces  |
| of strawberry shortcake.                |
|                                         |
| (2) It's cheaper than going to France.  |
|                                         |
| (3) It neutralizes the brownies I had   |
| yesterday.                              |
|                                         |
| (4) Life is short.                      |
|                                         |
| (5) It's somebody's birthday. I don't   |
| want them to celebrate alone.           |
|                                         |
| (6) It matches my eyes.                 |
|                                         |
| (7) Whoever said, "Let them eat cake."  |
| must have been talking to me.           |
|                                         |
| (8) To punish myself for eating dessert |
| yesterday.                              |
|                                         |
| (9) Compensation for all the time I     |
| spend in the shower not eating.         |
|                                         |
| (10) Strawberry shortcake is evil. I    |
| must help rid the world of it.          |
|                                         |
| (11) I'm getting weak from eating all   |
| that healthy stuff.                     |
|                                         |
| (12) It's the second anniversary of the |
\ night I ate plain broccoli.             /
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