Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay
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/ This guy runs into his house and yells \
| to his wife, "Kathy, pack up your bags! |
| I just won the California lottery!" |
| |
| "Honey!", Kathy exclaims, "Shall I pack |
| for warm weather or cold?" |
| |
| "I don't care," responds the husband. |
| "just so long as you're out of the |
\ house by dinner!" /
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\ ^__^
\ (oo)\_______
(__)\ )\/\
||----w |
|| ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;