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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

 _________________________________________
/ "I turn on my television set. I see a   \
| young lady who goes under the guise of  |
| being a Christian, known all over the   |
| nation, dressed in skin-tight leather   |
| pants, shaking and wiggling her hips to |
| the beat and rhythm of the music as the |
| strobe lights beat their patterns       |
| across the stage and the band plays the |
| contemporary rock sound which cannot be |
| differentiated from songs by the        |
| Grateful Dead, the Beatles, or anyone   |
| else. And you may try to tell me this   |
| is of God and that it is leading people |
| to Christ, but I know better. -- Jimmy  |
| Swaggart, hypocritical sexual pervert   |
| and TV preacher, self-described         |
|                                         |
| pornography addict, "Two points of      |
| view: 'Christian' rock and roll.",      |
|                                         |
\ The Evangelist, 17(8): 49-50.           /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;