Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay
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/ It's is not, it isn't ain't, and it's \
| it's, not its, if you mean it is. If |
| you don't, it's its. Then too, it's |
| hers. It isn't her's. It isn't our's |
| either. It's ours, and likewise yours |
| and theirs. |
| |
| -- Oxford University Press, Edpress |
\ News /
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\ ^__^
\ (oo)\_______
(__)\ )\/\
||----w |
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$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;