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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ A Mexican newspaper reports that bored  \
| Royal Air Force pilots stationed on the |
| Falkland Islands have devised what they |
| consider a marvelous new game. Noting   |
| that the local penguins are fascinated  |
| by airplanes, the pilots search out a   |
| beach where the birds are gathered and  |
| fly slowly along it at the water's      |
| edge. Perhaps ten thousand penguins     |
| turn their heads in unison watching the |
| planes go by, and when the pilots turn  |
| around and fly back, the birds turn     |
| their heads in the opposite direction,  |
| like spectators at a slow-motion tennis |
| match. Then, the paper reports "The     |
| pilots fly out to sea and directly to   |
| the penguin colony and overfly it.      |
| Heads go up, up, up, and ten thousand   |
| penguins fall over gently onto their    |
| backs.                                  |
|                                         |
\ -- Audobon Society Magazine             /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
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Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;