Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / A Mexican newspaper reports that bored \ | Royal Air Force pilots stationed on the | | Falkland Islands have devised what they | | consider a marvelous new game. Noting | | that the local penguins are fascinated | | by airplanes, the pilots search out a | | beach where the birds are gathered and | | fly slowly along it at the water's | | edge. Perhaps ten thousand penguins | | turn their heads in unison watching the | | planes go by, and when the pilots turn | | around and fly back, the birds turn | | their heads in the opposite direction, | | like spectators at a slow-motion tennis | | match. Then, the paper reports "The | | pilots fly out to sea and directly to | | the penguin colony and overfly it. | | Heads go up, up, up, and ten thousand | | penguins fall over gently onto their | | backs. | | | \ -- Audobon Society Magazine / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;