Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay
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/ John the Baptist after poisoning a \
| thief, Looks up at his hero, the |
| Commander-in-Chief, Saying tell me |
| great leader, but please make it brief |
| Is there a hole for me to get sick in? |
| The Commander-in-Chief answers him |
| while chasing a fly, Saying death to |
| all those who would whimper and cry. |
| And dropping a barbell he points to the |
| sky, Saying the sun is not yellow, it's |
| chicken. |
| |
\ -- Bob Dylan, "Tombstone Blues" /
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\ ^__^
\ (oo)\_______
(__)\ )\/\
||----w |
|| ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;