Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "Irrigation of the land with seawater \ | desalinated by fusion power is ancient. | | It's called 'rain'." | | | \ -- Michael McClary, in alt.fusion / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;