Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay
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/ Carol's head ached as she trailed \
| behind the unsmiling Calibrees along |
| the block of booths. She chirruped at |
| Kennicott, "Let's be wild! Let's ride |
| on the merry-go-round and grab a gold |
| ring!" |
| |
| Kennicott considered it, and mumbled to |
| Calibree, "Think you folks would like |
| to stop and try a ride on the |
| merry-go-round?" |
| |
| Calibree considered it, and mumbled to |
| his wife, "Think you'd like to stop and |
| try a ride on the merry-go-round?" |
| |
| Mrs. Calibree smiled in a washed-out |
| manner, and sighed, "Oh no, I don't |
| believe I care to much, but you folks |
| go ahead and try it." |
| |
| Calibree stated to Kennicott, "No, I |
| don't believe we care to a whole lot, |
| but you folks go ahead and try it." |
| |
| Kennicott summarized the whole case |
| against wildness: "Let's try it some |
| other time, Carrie." |
| |
| She gave it up. |
| |
\ -- Sinclair Lewis, "Main Street" /
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$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;