Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay
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/ Anyone who thinks UNIX is intuitive \
| should be forced to write 5000 lines of |
| code using nothing but vi or emacs. |
| AAAAACK! (Discussion in |
| comp.os.linux.misc on the intuitiveness |
\ of commands, especially Emacs.) /
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\ ^__^
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$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;