Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / If an S and an I and an O and a U With \ | an X at the end spell Su; And an E and | | a Y and an E spell I, Pray what is a | | speller to do? Then, if also an S and | | an I and a G And an HED spell side, | | There's nothing much left for a speller | | to do But to go commit siouxeyesighed. | | | | -- Charles Follen Adams, "An | \ Orthographic Lament" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;