Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / It's not usually cost effective time \ | wise to go do it. But if something's | | really pissing you off, you just go | | find the code and fix it and that's | | really cool. | | | | -- John Carmack, on the advantages of | \ open source / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;