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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:

$ fortune | cowsay

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/ A traveling salesman was driving past a \
| farm when he saw a pig with three       |
| wooden legs executing a magnificent     |
| series of backflips and cartwheels.     |
| Intrigued, he drove up to the           |
| farmhouse, where he found an old farmer |
| sitting in the yard watching the pig.   |
|                                         |
| "That's quite a pig you have there,     |
| sir" said the salesman.                 |
|                                         |
| "Sure is, son," the farmer replied.     |
| "Why, two years ago, my daughter was    |
| swimming in the lake and bumped her     |
| head and damned near drowned, but that  |
| pig swam out and dragged her back to    |
| shore."                                 |
|                                         |
| "Amazing!" the salesman exclaimed.      |
|                                         |
| "And that's not the only thing. Last    |
| fall I was cuttin' wood up on the north |
| forty when a tree fell on me. Pinned me |
| to the ground, it did. That pig run up  |
| and wiggled underneath that tree and    |
| lifted it off of me. Saved my life."    |
|                                         |
| "Fantastic! the salesman said. But tell |
| me, how come the pig has three wooden   |
| legs?"                                  |
|                                         |
| The farmer stared at the newcomer in    |
| amazement. "Mister, when you got an     |
| amazin' pig like that, you don't eat    |
\ him all at once."                       /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||

Here is the PHP code:

$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;