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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:

$ fortune | cowsay

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/ A bunch of Polish scientists decided to \
| flee their repressive government by     |
| hijacking an airliner and forcing the   |
| pilot to fly them to the West. They     |
| drove to the airport, forced their way  |
| on board a large passenger jet, and     |
| found there was no pilot on board.      |
| Terrified, they listened as the sirens  |
| got louder. Finally, one of the         |
| scientists suggested that since he was  |
| an experimentalist, he would try to fly |
| the aircraft.                           |
|                                         |
| He sat down at the controls and tried   |
| to figure them out. The sirens got      |
| louder and louder. Armed men surrounded |
| the jet. The would be pilot's friends   |
| cried out, "Please, please take off     |
| now!!! Hurry!!!"                        |
|                                         |
| The experimentalist calmly replied,     |
| "Have patience. I'm just a simple pole  |
\ in a complex plane."                    /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||

Here is the PHP code:

$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;