Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay
_____________________________________
/ Hi! I'm a .signature virus! Copy me \
| into your ~/.signature to help me |
\ sprea= d! /
-------------------------------------
\ ^__^
\ (oo)\_______
(__)\ )\/\
||----w |
|| ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;