Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The health of a democratic society may \ | be measured by the quality of functions | | performed by private citizens. | | | \ -- Alexis de Tocqueville / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;