Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / Barach's Rule: \ | | | An alcoholic is a person who drinks | \ more than his own physician. / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;