Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay
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/ As many of you know, I am taking a \
| class here at UNC on Personality. One |
| of the tests to determine personality |
| in our book was so incredibly useful |
| and interesting, I just had to share |
| it. |
| |
| Answer each of the following items |
| "true" or "false" |
| |
| 1. I think beavers work too hard. |
| |
| 2. I use shoe polish to excess. |
| |
| 3. God is love. |
| |
| 4. I like mannish children. |
| |
| 5. I have always been diturbed by the |
| sight of Lincoln's ears. |
| |
| 6. I always let people get ahead of me |
| at swimming pools. |
| |
| 7. Most of the time I go to sleep |
| without saying goodbye. |
| |
| 8. I am not afraid of picking up door |
| knobs. |
| |
| 9. I believe I smell as good as most |
| people. 10. Frantic screams make me |
| nervous. 11. It's hard for me to say |
| the right thing when I find myself in a |
| room |
| |
| full of mice. 12. I would never tell my |
| nickname in a crisis. 13. A wide |
| necktie is a sign of disease. 14. As a |
| child I was deprived of licorice. 15. I |
| would never shake hands with a |
| gardener. 16. My eyes are always cold. |
| 17. Cousins are not to be trusted. 18. |
| When I look down from a high spot, I |
| want to spit. 19. I am never startled |
| by a fish. 20. I have never gone to |
\ pieces over the weekend. /
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\ ^__^
\ (oo)\_______
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$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;