Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay
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/ FORTUNE'S RANDOM QUOTES FROM MATCH GAME \
| 75, NO. 1: |
| |
| Gene Rayburn: We'd like to close with a |
| thought for the day, friends --- |
| |
| something ... |
| |
| Someone: (interrupting) Uh-oh |
| |
| Gene Rayburn: ...pithy, full of wisdom |
| --- and we call on the Poet |
| |
| Laureate, Nipsey Russell |
| |
| Nipsey Russell: The young people are |
| very different today, and there is |
| |
| one sure way to know: Kids used to ask |
| where they came |
| |
| from, now they'll tell you where you |
| can go. |
| |
\ All: (laughter) /
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\ ^__^
\ (oo)\_______
(__)\ )\/\
||----w |
|| ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;