Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay
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/ Recipe for a Pan Galactic Gargle \
| Blaster: |
| |
| (1) Take the juice from one bottle of |
| Ol' Janx Spirit |
| |
| (2) Pour into it one measure of water |
| from the seas of |
| |
| Santraginus V (Oh, those Santraginean |
| fish!) |
| |
| (3) Allow 3 cubes of Arcturan Mega-gin |
| to melt into the |
| |
| mixture (properly iced or the benzine |
| is lost.) |
| |
| (4) Allow four liters of Fallian marsh |
| gas to bubble through it. |
| |
| (5) Over the back of a silver spoon, |
| float a measure of |
| |
| Qualactin Hypermint extract. |
| |
| (6) Drop in the tooth of an Algolian |
| Suntiger. Watch it dissolve. |
| |
| (7) Sprinkle Zamphuor. |
| |
| (8) Add an olive. |
| |
\ (9) Drink... but... very carefully... /
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\ ^__^
\ (oo)\_______
(__)\ )\/\
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$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;